Seriously, while we are dreaming, this list comes to mind. Some of the items are realistic, while others are ...as we all say, "if I had the money I would have a..."
- A complete set of those color coded titanium chokes for my Browning O/U.
- Full length choke tubes so I can shoot different gauges in one gun.
- A red, lifted, enclosed, heated, gasoline powered golf cart with those big nobby tires. I guess I could buy the trailer myself.
- Prescription shooting glasses with interchangeable colored lenses.
- A Kreighoff. Enough said.
- A $3000 automatic reloader.
- Ten flats of AA Super Sporting Clays ammunition. ( The buyer can choose 71/2 or 8 sized shot)
- A $1000 gift certificate to Cabelas or any other sporting supplies store.
- A complete set of shooting attire. It would be nice if the buyers co-ordinated the outfits according to the seasons. My sizes are available by email.
- A shooting bag that will hold at least 5 boxes of shells, all my choke tubes, wrenches, oil, drinks, and snacks.
- 20 bags of shot. I want to choose my own primers, wads, and powder.
- A 10 lesson gift certificate to be used with a certified shooting instructor.
- Health good enough that I can shoot each week and enjoy my friends and the outdoors.
- A loving wife and family.
- A good place to worship and study my religion.
- A pheasant hunt or two with my Brittany.
- An opportunity to pay back the people who have helped me through the years.
"The problem is not the availability of guns, it is the availability of morons."
- Antonio Meloni
